"My elementary school called my mother and told her I had no friends. They said I should get involved in an extracurricular activity so she signed me up for an acting class. I fell completely in love and did so many plays. I was a complete, total theater nerd."
(Source: pauldierden, via jayandsilentbobs)
Man goes to magic gathering tournament and takes a selfie with every buttcrack he finds
(Source: babylonian, via pizzaandchanel)